HOKUM

Functional Beverages

Electrolytes, Lion's Mane, L-Theanine and NO ADDED SUGAR! 

STEP INTO REALITY

This isn't a portal to another dimension. This is the fuel for this one.

Meet HOKUM: The functional beverage from Oliphant Brewing. We stripped out the THC, the alcohol, and the added sugar, and packed in everything you need to conquer your day. It’s the clear-headed boost for your real-life adventure, charged with brain-focusing nootropics and cosmic-level hydration.

All the bold Oliphant flavor. 100% of the function. 0% of the fluff.

THE FUEL FOR THIS DIMENSION

We packed every can with a high-performance blend of brain-boosting nootropics and powerful electrolytes. No weird stuff, no sugar crash. Just clean, functional fuel.

INGREDIENTS

350mg LION'S MANE The Smart Mushroom

— This is your brain's new best friend. We added a potent dose to help sharpen your focus, find your clarity, and unlock your next big idea.

40mg L-THEANINE Calm, Cool Focus

— Sourced from green tea, L-Theanine is famous for promoting an "alert zen" state. It’s all the mental sharpness without any of the jitters or crash.

500mg+ ELECTROLYTES Cosmic Hydration

— This isn't just a sprinkle of salt. It's a full payload of Magnesium, Potassium, and essential minerals to refuel your body and keep you moving on your adventure.

FOR THE DAYTIME ADVENTURE

HOKUM is for the doers, the makers, and the adventurers who need to stay sharp.

  • It’s the perfect companion for "Adventure Seeker Avery" to throw in a pack for a clear-headed hike.
  • It’s the creative fuel for "Host Celine" to lock in on a big project before hosting the perfect get-together.
  • It’s the refreshing reset for "Interdimensional Ivy" to recharge before the night's cosmic journey begins.

It’s the Oliphant experience for when you’ve got stuff to do.