2026 SMUG CLUB 2026
enrollment availability --
price -- $150 per person
benefits -- jan. 1st 2026 - dec. 31st 2026
$1 off all beers, everyday
(12) free 4pks per year
free pint upon purchase (to be redeemed in the taproom upon proof of purchase)
free pint on your b-day!
1 smug club booster pack
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FaQ's
A functional beverage is a drink designed to deliver an effect beyond hydration. Ours deliver THC, fast, smooth and dosed.
Our drinks kick in pretty quickly, most customers feel the effects within 15-30 mins, depending on your body.
If you're new, start with 3–5mg and wait an hour before going again. Casual users tend to land in the 10–25mg sweet spot. Seasoned? You already know.
Yep. THC is THC whether it's hemp-derived or not — both can pop on a standard drug test. Skip it if you're getting tested.
Orders ship in 1–2 business days. Standard delivery arrives in 3–5 days. ‘FREE SHIPPING $125 + FREE GIFT’ ON ALL ORDERS $135+. Adult signature required at the door.