SURF SAFARI TROPICAL BLUE SOFT DRINK
FUN! ◊ A BLAST OF TROPICAL BLUE◊ 160 CALORIES!
Big Baja Citrus flavors coming out of this beautiful blue bubbler!
Nothing crazy, nothing wiiiiiild, just normal blue soda made with Cane Sugar!
Non-alcoholic, no THC, no fiber, no fake sugar.
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A functional beverage is a drink designed to deliver an effect beyond hydration. Ours deliver THC, fast, smooth and dosed.
Our drinks kick in pretty quickly, most customers feel the effects within 15-30 mins, depending on your body.
If you're new, start with 3–5mg and wait an hour before going again. Casual users tend to land in the 10–25mg sweet spot. Seasoned? You already know.
Yep. THC is THC whether it's hemp-derived or not — both can pop on a standard drug test. Skip it if you're getting tested.
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