ALTAR TROPICAL 100MG
100mg THC ♥ LEMONADE ♥ 4PK
How exciting!? Our delicious tropical baja soda with 100mg THC per can -- 400MG PER PACKAGE! Our beverage features 100% natural hemp-derived Delta 9 THC grown in Minnesota and Wisconsin and processed in Minnesota.
This item will require 21+ ID verification upon delivery.
Pairs well with our loud ass "Drug Club" pin
THE BUZZ
WELCOME TO THE ALTAR OF NO RETURN.
EFFECT PROFILE
WHAT'S ACTUALLY IN IT.
Real ingredients. 100% Vegan & Gluten Free. No Artificial Flavor.
Hemp Emulsion
Nano-emulsified D9-THC + CBD. Hits faster, dosed cleaner.
Sparkling Water
Crisp, bubbly, and refreshing.
Vegan + GF
No animal anything. Gluten-free.
CERTIFICATE OF ANALYSIS
Batch #030926 · Tested by Adams Independent Testing · Issued March 16th, 2026.
| CANNABINOID | MG/CAN | % | STATUS |
|---|---|---|---|
| Δ9-THC | 10.0 mg | 0.003% | Pass |
| CBD | 5.5 mg | 0.002% | Pass |
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FaQ's
A functional beverage is a drink designed to deliver an effect beyond hydration. Ours deliver THC, fast, smooth and dosed.
Our drinks kick in pretty quickly, most customers feel the effects within 15-30 mins, depending on your body.
If you're new, start with 3–5mg and wait an hour before going again. Casual users tend to land in the 10–25mg sweet spot. Seasoned? You already know.
Yep. THC is THC whether it's hemp-derived or not — both can pop on a standard drug test. Skip it if you're getting tested.
Orders ship in 1–2 business days. Standard delivery arrives in 3–5 days. Free shipping over $125. Adult signature required at the door.